How badly do You want a boner?

Here's a good party question for you. Let's say that you suddenly stopped getting boners (this question only works if you are a boy) and you turned to Viagra, or Cialis, or Ramitall or whatever for help. Then let's say you started getting the serious side effects occasionally associated with these wood inducing pills. Would you still use them, or just give up and be a bonerless wonder?

What if you started getting a painful erection lasting more than 4 hours, sometimes called a priapism? Would you stop taking the pills or would you just block off a large portion of your day where you avoided all people you didn't want to scare or have sex with, or, at least, wear Zubaz or MC Hammer pants all the time so people wouldn't notice your out-of-control erection?

What if you started getting more serious side effects? I saw an ad that said to call a doctor immediately if you start having loss of vision or loss of hearing. Would that make you stop taking them. What's more important to you, seeing and hearing, or boning Helen Keller style?

What if there was a 1 in 1000 chance that after you took the pills your penis would spontaneously explode off of your body and fly around the room deflating and making a high pitched squealing noise like a balloon with the air being let out? Would it still be worth the risk?

Finally, what if there was a very miniscule chance that in taking the pills you could accidentally open the gates to hell and all sorts of scary monsters would leak into our world and eat your family + the people you wanted to hump? Would that make you think twice? Would it even make your pill induced Viagra boner go down?

This is what I was wondering this morning. What were you thinking about?