Old Frank is my Hero!

I was thinking about Urgent Care from my last story and I remembered this little tidbit from another time I was there with my daughter who had an ear infection.

While we are waiting in the crowded waiting room to be seen, a woman comes in escorting a bedraggled looking old man who looked like he may have pitched over if she hadn't been supporting him. The woman says, "Old Frank here" (his name may have been Hercules, but for the purpose of this story Frank sounds better). She says, purposely loudly, as if she is frustrated with Old Frank (or Hercules) and wants a few people to know what she's going through "Old Frank here has been having violent diarrhea all week." Old Frank chimes in, "But only when I POOP!" I about lost in right there in the lobby. I love all the Old Franks in the world and I hope they spray violent diarrhea everywhere they go.