Random Questions

Here are a couple things I don't understand that I saw while driving the other day.

1.) I was driving behind a guy, whose license plate clearly distinguished the fact that he was a POW. I mean his license plate was POW-1342 or something like that. Then down the left hand side of the license plate in smaller letters it said "Former." Do I really need to be told that?? Does somebody actually think I might be led to believe that this man is a current POW? That he's been captured in the bloody Burnsville-Eagan war, but they let him out on a weekend furlow to go to Target? How stupid. It's the same thing with these guys with license plates that say "Korean War-Retired" on them. Well no shit you're retired buddy, you're probably 80. If you're still out fighting the Korean War in 2008 in Minnesota, you're probably doing a lot of slinking around by grocery stores in the 'hood.

2.) Why do some people who speed excessively on the highway, also use their blinkers perfectly? You're already breaking the law by speeding, what's the point in "sort of" obeying the law. It's like beating a guy to death, but doing it in a public place, so you aren't trespassing.

Think about that....